He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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