covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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