Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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