I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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