Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
