Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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