i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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