I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i think i scared a bird with my dick
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
