He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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