i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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