Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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