So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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