Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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