It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
farters have to be the big spoon...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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