Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Shame is for Republicans.
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