Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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