I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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