I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The power of my boobs compel you
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