you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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