Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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