can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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