How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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