Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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