How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
