so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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