im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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