Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
