oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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