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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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