She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Shame is for Republicans.
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