Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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