I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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