Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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