Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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