Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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