im six kinds of drunk right now
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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