I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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