omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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