You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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