sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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