If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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