But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
