They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Girls should come with a carfax report
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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