So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
These tits shall not be calmed
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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