The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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