Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I use my feet as sexual weapons
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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