is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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