hell yes lets make some ravioli
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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