I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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