let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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