Are we in a gay sports bar?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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