Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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