You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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