let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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